First of all, my bathroom is never this clean. I ran in with a full bottle of Caldrea and wiped everything down for you. Don’t get any ideas. I don’t even do that for everyday guests. Only for those who:
A. I need to impress in order to keep some sort of income or
B. are making an offer on the joint.
My bathroom is super tidy and it just got super clever too.
Right about now you are scratching your head going…wha?! So lemme try and explain. A friend o’ mine dating back to high school youth group has partnered with a friend to create a guest book for your bathroom. A little hilarity journal for your trip to the powder room.
Check out a preview here.
I have to admit. I wasn’t sure about the idea but given a moment alone to ponder, the Potty Jotty has already made my bathroom way less boring.
Other titles include:
A Room with A View
Diary of A Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
and…something about housewifery skillz..or somethin’ I’d only read while doing the doo.
Clearly, the Potty Jotty had me seriously pondering the puns of other titles standing next to it.
I also added a stack for Vito.
|This is also what our bathroom usually looks like.|
It is time for Potty Training Season III. If that doesn’t sound like a horror movie to you than you haven’t potty trained a child yet. Oh yes, we are veteran toilet trainers. We have thrown cheerios in the toilet bowl, had poopy explosions in public places and have even thwarted public urination.
All of this to tell you, I am having a GIVEAWAY!!!
If you would like your own personal cheeky Potty Jotty for yourself or for a gift this is what you MUST do between now and midnight December 15th, 2011.
Once this is done, you must share the link to the Potty Jotty’s website whilst tagging the previously mentioned amazing facebook pages of delight….What? Too much? :)
For your convenience…http://www.pottyjotty.com/index.html
If you don’t tag either page, I won’t see your post and that would be a waste. I mean. Posting links is hard. Don’t do that for free!
Or you can enter to win using your tweets.
#FF @Mother_Flippin to enter to win the @PottyJotty #giveaway because bathrooms are boring!
Check it. I totally did all the work for you.
Get started now! You only have two weeks to win!
PS – If you happen by my house within the next 14 days, I will inevitably grab you, shove you into the bathroom and force you to write something so I can post your shenaniganry on Facebook and Twitter. You have been warned. No pressure though…unless you have to pee..and then a little pressure unrelated to your trying to be funny for my mother flippin’ peeps.